It's like I'm watching Melancholia all over again ...

WEIRD ... when we heard it was dinosaur themed, my grown daughter was sitting there singing "boom boom ackla lacka lacka boom" for the entire hour ... and NADA. What the HELL PEOPLE?! Where was the most obvious song placement in HISTORY?

Remember that old Bill Cosby joke about how kids are the curse your parents place on you ... when your parents say, "Someday you'll have kids of your own ..."

You're so right ... dealing with a borderline and then watching Betty casually poison her daughter ... it made me sick to my stomach. She had no concern at all over the trauma that her daughter would have to endure ... she only wanted the bomb blast that would happen when Sally delivered that information back to…

Remember the episode where Don gets pissed at Roger and takes him out, feeds him oysters, gets him drunk off his ASS, then brings him back to the office where Roger pukes all over God and creation? I love Tyrion and I'd drink WITH him in a heartbeat ... but Don is clearly an ass-kicking alcoholic who wins this hands…

Okay well I'm gonna come RIGHT out and say it ...

Yeah, I kind of agree ... his eyes are striking ... and with longer, sun-bleached hair I can totally see it. But yeah ... I don't know who he is either. I was hoping for Chris Helmsworth. Yeah, I know he's too old ... but I don't care. I'm rooting for Chris Helmsworth to be in everything from Catching Fire to a…

How weird is this? I was so pissed this morning that I was thinking I needed the power to hit someone with lightening. Sorry man from Madrid ... looks like I missed ... by quite a bit ...

True ... very true ... but given the choice between marrying Cal and going to cotillions ... and picking cotton in 100 degree weather while a man on a horse beat the shit out of me with a whip? Um ... yeah ... where's my petticoat?

DUDE ... you just made my weekend ... I am going over to Rifftrax to buy it myself. Quite honestly, Rifftrax's Twilight was the best thing I've ever seen ... I laughed till I cried.

Agreed ... I watched this as one of the few adults in a theatre full of 13 year olds ... and I sat there thinking, "I am the ONLY one in here who thinks Billy Zane is the must fuckable one on this boat ... " Seriously ... Leo looks like a preteen girl compared to Billy Zane ...

My daughter was such a cynic ... when the movie came out, we went to see it ... and she was so unimpressed she bought a t-shirt that said, "Titanitc - 1911 Swim Team" ... it made me proud of her.

When I read those words, I literally laughed out loud so hard that I was choking ... the guy in the office next to me was like, "What's going on?!" and I had to stop ... because how do you say, "I wanna watch those motherfuckers drown" in the middle of an office? LOLOL

Um ... so ... he sang that ENTIRE song so that he could rhyme RCMP with "nothing really matters to me?" Wow ... that is ... dedication ...

Okay, well, I'll admit I live in a "smallish" town ... but how the fuck far did they DRIVE this guy?! This is painful as ten kinds of hell ... and I'm just saying ... if that happened where I'm from, this guy would've had a face full of mace before the 2nd verse ...

That's true ... isn't there a scene in the book where Haymitch (or someone) throws an ax into the force field, ducks and then lets it hit another player and kill them? Basically using the force field as a weapon? Maybe I imagined that ...

Thank you ... in the book, it didn't come across as, "Er, WAIT ... um, THERE CAN BE TWO WINNERS AGAIN ... um, yeah ... so ... CONGRATUATIONS!" I got the impression it was more snarky like ... "Yeah, about that change? We looked at the rules again and it isn't valid so ... yeah ... " I didn't like in the movie that…

Agreed ... the muttations were absolutely horrific in the book. I'm not sure how that would've been shown ... but it should've been.

I don't know for sure ... I'm just guessing ... but I think they did this on purpose. My theory is that to get the PG-13, they couldn't really show kids brutally murdering other kids ... so the fight scenes were choppy and blurred ... you got the idea that violence was happening, but no clear pictures. I understand…

Yeah, that force field talk is going to come into play later ... and I didn't understand why they just played it off.