Exactly ... that and the fact that the muttations are basically chewing on him for a long time ... Katniss finally kills him to put him out of his misery ... but it isn't the instant thing like in the movie.

My friend's husband has medical issues (cancer, etc.) and when his electrolytes are off, he becomes incoherent. You would swear he's lost his mind ... but after some fluids and rest, he's fine. I realize it sounds nuts to an outsider ... but it is a real problem ...

Thanks! I'm starred over on Gawker but I'm a nobody on Deadspin.

Define kid. Would a three or four year old get it? No. Would an eight year old get it? Maybe. Would a 12 year old get. Most definitely. I don't know if it's porn ... but it's obviously sexually suggestive. The part with the lollypop/diamond is reason enough to reject it.

The death of children is supposed to be disturbing ... that's the point. The capital forces districts to sacrifice two of their children as punishment for an uprising in the past ... and as a constant reminder not to challenge authority.

She doesn't wear the leather jacket at home ... they live in a dystopian waste land. She hunts illegally using a bow and arrow so her family won't starve. The leather jacket is simply a fashion choice by the people running the games. Each team has their own stylist ... and the stylists try to out-do each other…

Agreed ... AWESOME story ...

Thanks ... this is what I was going to say. That analogy is the plot of Schindler's List to a tee ... the horrific treatment of the Jews is just a backdrop to a story about Germans.

Don't forget when Snape shook his fist and said, "Tomorrow is another day!" That was my favorite part ...

I assumed there was a TINY bit of poop in there ... like it was 99% chocolate ... and a smear of shit just so SHE would know the woman ate her shit ... but the woman wouldn't taste it. Just my take ...

Aw, man that sucks. My cousin is tiny ... only around five foot tall ... and when she gets pregnant it is just awful. She can't hardly breath ... has to lay down most of the day to get the weight off her ... there's just NO place for this baby to go. She was heartbroken with her latest son because someone asked…

All I know is that the Kevin Bacon thing is bullshit ... I don't care how Tom Cruise looks now ... nor do I care how Kevin Bacon has aged ... I would take Kevin ANYDAY over that nutjob ...

I googled this after reading about it and ... ew ... just ... ew. Alanis has lost more than a little cred with me today ...

Yeah, Jane Asher is the Grand Poo Bah and they have pizza once a month at Incredible Pizza where they commiserate on the fact they are not douchebags ... and play skee ball ...

Did she actually come out and say who it was? I've been thinking of "You Oughta Know" the entire time I've been reading this article ... Alanis was all about the angry breakup ... but I didn't know who the guy was ...

If you have them going at the same time, it looks like she's dancing to the song ... that's pretty damned cool ...

Exactly ... yes, Madonna, you're a special, unique snowflake ... just like everyone else ...

It's hard to believe another girl 3+ hours away would get the same symptoms/disease from stopping to eat in LeRoy ... not that it isn't possible ... just hard to believe ...

I know, right? Who the hell came up with this stuff? Was this some kind of a dare between songwriters? "Hell, I can come up with a sadder Christmas song than YOU ... watch this ..." I just have no idea. The first time my husband played it for me I was like ... wha ... wha ... WHAT?!

I was always disappointed with Carnivale ... it had the opportunity to be this amazing story ... the build-up was just incredible. But then ... nothing. NOTHING. What about the black and the white ... the good and the bad ... the brother and sister? What about the manager in the empty room? What about the…