Sorry to be late to the party ... but I have a write in for the worst Christmas song ever ... EVER ... recorded ... I give you ... Red Sovine and Billy's Christmas Wish ...

Aw, common ... they aren't everybody's cup of tea ... but if you skip the cheez-wiz versions and try the rich white-sauce kind at D'Arcy's ... yum!

... but we do have horseshoes ... those are pretty tasty ...

HEY ... now wait just one minute ... we're ... um ... and another thing we've got going is ... um ... [hangs head] yeah, it kinda sucks here ...

I know, right???!!! I adored my Malibu Barbie ... with the tan lines and the golden blonde hair down to her feet! Decades later I realize that a) to have those stark white tan lines, she would be destined for skin cancer and/or skin roughly the texture of beef jerkey ... and b) no one has hair that long. Yeah yeah…

I know, right? It's like the mom is an 80's Malibu Barbie ...

Me too, this breaks my heart. Community is one of my favorite shows on television ... and I usually watch it more than once because of the "hidden" stuff in the background ... like Abed helping a woman give birth in one episode.

Oh no ... no no ... I agree with you on that one. I don't think it's fair when comedians want to be political pundants but then when people get angry they immediately say, "Hey now, it's just a joke!" Jon Stewart is a big example of that ... but yes, I suppose Bill is as well.

What's the over under on how long it would take before they'd be hate fucking?

See, I see it exactly the opposite. She came across as a bitchy chihuahua and Bill came across like, "Really? I came here for this? This is the best you got?" I think she looked like the shallow, self-absorbed twit that she is ...

Meh ... I'm a woman and I can't deny that some of what he's saying is true. Now, in the big scheme of things, let's remember that he's a commedian. His job is to make people laugh and this is his schtick. Does he believe it all? Maybe ... maybe not ... probably.

Hey, Penguinz ... it hasn't gone away for me either. People assured me that after a few weeks you'd lose the taste. No ... no, you don't. Or at least I don't. In fact, people swore to me that if I had a Coke now, it would taste syrupy and awful ... well, three or four months back, I took a tiny sip out of…

Hey Cookie Monstress ... what a small world. I was diagnosed with Polycystic Kidney Disease at twenty ... and 20 years later, I'm down to 38% function. I try to follow a low-sodium, low-protein diet ... the low protein I'm pretty good at but the low sodium not so much. I haven't had a soda in almost a year and as…

I feel you ... I struggle with food and have for years. Years ago, I was on this diet ... I was denying myself everything bad like processed sugar and empty calories. Finally after three or four days, I was driving past a McDonalds and I felt this freedom ... "I am an adult. I have money. I can BUY whatever I…

I haven't had any soda since I started having severe kidney stone issues this last winter. OMG ... you would think it would get better, wouldn't you? No. It doesn't. I still crave Coca-Cola. Every time I see an ad for Coke, I want it. And going to the movie theatre now makes me sad because I can't have a Coke…

I believe you ... I've read articles about people who suffer from video game addiction or internet addiction. I'm of the belief that anything can be used and/or taken to excess. If it gives you a spike of seratonin, then you're gonna want more. Food does it for me ... well, food and commenting on Gawker ...

Amen, brotha ... I tried telling my mom for years that "no more tears" stung the SHIT out of my eyes ... and she told me I was melodramatic and it says RIGHT THERE "no more tears" ... ugh!!!

I thought it was just me ... my mom, God love her, bought J&J for years because of the "no more tears" thing ... and I finally was like, "They LIE! It STINGS!"

Mine too ... I thought ... do people normally lose Chapstick up their asses?

Catholics, at least in my experience, are rabid about the pro-life movement. There's no talk of pro-choice in my diocese ... and there are frequent demonstrations of that belief.