Yeah, but can you imagine the STENCH that apartment will have ... even if they strip every piece of crap in there out, it will stink forever. They'd have to rip up the floorboards and replace the walls ... it's unimaginable ...

Naw, I watch it for the same reason. It comforts me to think ... yeah, my place isn't tidy ... but I don't have feces laying around and I don't have to walk through a path to get to my bathroom. I do have to admit that I could tend that way though ... I've got one closet that's pretty f'ed up ...

Yuppers ... savethemax is right on the money. I put a small "pile" of baby powder in my hand, rub my hands through my hair (especially underside, around temples ... wherever it's the most oily) ... then brush out. Excellent short-term fix for oily hair. In all fairness, I'm a redhead ... so this works really…

Hey! You do the baby powder/dry shampoo thing too? It works awesome ... really pulls the oil out ... I only use it in emergencies, but it's a charm.

So many corporate crap phrases in one fun video ... and zombies ...

Ooops ... you guys are right ... 2nd and Monroe. In some of the pictures, there's more "clutter" ... street signs, traffic lights, etc. But in the photo from 2nd and Monroe, it's shocking how many power lines there were back then ... because there's almost none around now.

Wow, not that your featured site isn't cool ... but I have to share our local unofficial historian. Check out Springfield Rewind ... I think it's a awesome site ... the photos change by mouseover ... so move your mouse on and off them in case you're not seeing the change.

Facinating! Thanks for the tip ... I normally don't care for detective stories ... but it was a good read. And for those of you who wonder what the story is about, here's a short snippet:

Yup ... if you casually post that you have a headache, your grandmother will obessively worry that you have a brain tumor ... if you write that you're having pumbing issues, your nosey neighbor will come over wanting to suggest a plumber ... and god-for-fucking-bid you post a piece of news without first having called…

Because every mother, father, grandmother, grandfather, uncle, aunt, cousin, in-law, ex-spouse, neighbors and minister joined Facebook ... and everybody friended everyone ... so no one can write absolutely anything without someone finding fault ... or judging you ... or picking your status message to death ...

So what happens when we have another inmate who decides her nose isn't attractive. And her body dysmorphic disorder is so bad that she cuts herself to try to "fix it herself." Then we'll be forced to pay for cosmetic surgery because she her nose is causing her profound emotional trauma?

Sweet baby Jesus ... now I have to worry about what my Facebook profile pic is because some lunatic might tattoo it somewhere?! The whole social networking thing is already causing way too much stress in my life ... I did not need to see this.

I love it! I also fully expect to see this at my local Walgreens in time for a Christmas roll-out ...

I completely believe she should get treatment for any mental health problems she should have. However, that doesn't mean that she should get a surgery for free that non-prisoners can only dream of. Her genitals are not a tumor ... her penis will not kill her. The surgery isn't non-elective. The bigger issue is…

Damnit ... I wanted to agree with you on the whole "the state shouldn't pay for this surgery" thing ... then you had to go off on this tangent.

I respectfully disagree 100%. I believe the prison system should show her the utmost respect; however, being transgendered is not equivalent to having cancer. Cancer is a disease that will kill you. With all due respect, her penis is not killing her. Yes, sex reassignment surgery is a surgery she would be able…

True ... but after watching this, I realize that I'm not saying it nearly enough. I'm going to try to fit, "You don't get it, do you?" into at least one conversation a day ... in fact, at the moment, I feel compelled to say it to someone ... anyone ...

Riff Trax is literally the ONLY way to watch Twilight ... the yakity sax as he runs up the mountain with her ... omigod, we were laughing like lunatics!!!

Yeah, Taltos ... well, that whole Witching series ... was a completely different mythos. No vampires were invovled. Centuries ago, a witch called forth a spirit ... who then stayed on with her daughter as a kind of familiar ... and then her daughter ... and her daughter ... a line that went, if I remember…

I worship Ian McKellen ... I want to invite him over for tea and just sit and listen to him talk for hours ...