This experience is the exact reason I bought an adorable, comfortable maternity dress today that I found on clearance. Mind you, I’m not pregnant and won’t wear this dress for at least a year, but I’ll be fashion ready for my next pregnancy, dammit!

We’re planning our next pregnancy around my husband’s Zika fears and the lowest mosquito months here in Texas. The doctors around here recommend being vigilant about mosquitoes from pregnancy month 2 to 7... So, I guess we’re aiming for a June baby and hoping for a cold, mosquito-killing winter?