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How many of you know that Hillary Swank’s first major role was in this franchise? 

Beyond what you already mentioned, I couldn’t get past how bad the story and acting was. It could have been because everyone I know was raving about it, maybe expectations were too high.

I hate Chip. I hate him so fucking much. He legit scares me (reminds me of a bi-polar guy I knew in the mental ward. Being trapped with a guy who could go from charming to violent in a heartbeat was terrifying. Chip has that exact same energy) and I just find his antics fucking obnoxious.

I look at it this way on age: If you vote for Biden, there’s about a 50% chance you’re voting for eventual President Kamala Harris. If you vote for Dump, there’s about a 100% chance you’re voting for Vladimir Putin. 

When you’re 50ish (Clinton’s age in 1996) and your opponent is 73, you play the age card. When you’re 74 (Trump’s age) and your opponent is 77, the age card doesn’t work so much. Which is what’s made it so laughable.

OOH! OOH! Do Bill Barr now! Do Bill Barr!

THIS JUST IN: Steven Miller gots the ‘Rona.*

So one of the things about being a Republican president, up for re-election in the midst of an economy that is suffering due to a natural disaster, is that you know you can get congressional Democrats to go along with granting you a big, eye popping stimulus package that will help the economy, allow you to cast

How interesting that supposedly ironclad convictions can disappear in a moment of mortal crisis.

Wow an insult that could have come from a Seinfeld episode circa 1996, that’s certainly something!

I’m just imagining, mostly with sadness, the sort of horrible, fucked up life that could lead to someone looking at a clearly unhealthy man, standing on a balcony in a transparent attempt to appear triumphant but instead struggling to perform the basic act of breathing (entirely as a result of his own failures and

It astounds me that they really do think this is the winning play. “Hey Joe: where’s YOUR coronavirus, huh? That’s right BITCH.” Never mind that Biden’s lead went to double digits the past week. Yeah that’ll bring people back. Once again they are categorically unable to play to anyone except their base. The easiest

It can’t be stated enough: there is nothing remotely “rational” about exposing other people to a dangerous virus because you’re too big a baby to wear a mask. “Immature”, “childish”, and “lacking self-discipline” are the phrases we should be looking for.

You don’t think he was given all those drugs? He’s mid-seventies, obese, with high cholesterol and high BP, doesn’t exercise, eats terribly, and rages constantly. If he weren’t POTUS this would be a death sentence. They’re doing a Hail Mary. 

He is battling it head-on, as toughly, as only President Trump can.

I like people who don’t need to contract an illness to realize it’s a bad idea.

I mean, he’s leaving the hospital, and heading to an extremely well appointed and well staffed “home” medical center. It’s a 24 hour urgent care center essentially, with a crash cart, and some of the best doctors around probably, plus a moment’s notice standby helicopter ride back to one of the best hospitals in the

I’m guessing Miss Scarlett with the Candlestick in the Bedroom... oh crap, she’s also just been diagnosed with COVID-19

This is what protest voting or refusing to vote gets us. People tried to warn everyone.

This. I see nothing in their argument they are making that addresses my guarantee of freedom from religion.