Oh, I wouldn't go that far. I'd say she was just faddy and deluded.

The movie in which James Hong provides us with the definitive David Lo Pan? Sure!

Because large-hipped, dank-haired middle-aged woman has discovered third wave feminism?

Dude. Eakin's joking with you. This review is supposed to be a parody.

"The film doesn’t handle paganism as well…"

Don't give it another thought.

If only it was the dancing half.

Is that a dig at Fancis Ford Coppola's daughter, Pigface?

They weren't that good.

'Paperwork'! Are you saying that women are YOUR SECRETARIES?

Unless she's talented. Which you're implying she's not. Or perhaps she'll marry rich man. Or woman.

" It hurts the egalitarian idealism inside of me that wishes that everyone was only ever judged on their own merits, and that people like me hadn't fucked things up for everyone (white, middle-class Jews)."

"the numbers are pretty stacked against young women who want to direct feature films.

Seth Macfarlane?

I, for one, would be indiferent if Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were to be crushed and mangled in a twelve car pile up and Lena Dunham to be cooked alive, hammering soundlessly against the perspex windscreen of her burning rig as emergency services desperately try and fail to get her out of the rig before immolation.

If it means I can reply on Walmart's low-low prices, friendly service and convenient locations, I'd willingly sacrifice Tracey Morgan's ability to wipe his own bottom or deliver a set that consisted of more than 'Waah-waaah-waaah!' over and over again.

Hang on, what 'whale' in 'The Old Man and The Sea'? Perhaps you mean the giant shark in 'Moby Dick'?

Yeah. That's what I said.

How can you leave a show that's been cancelled and now exists only as an intermittent podcast?

I am a girl, you dickless wonder.