The funniest thing about this odd coincidence of appearances is that the woman who looks like Ted Cruz had no idea who he was. Also the saddest, because she hasn’t bothered to educate herself about politicians who could affect her life. But who wouldn’t welcome the bliss of not knowing anything about Ted Cruz?

Oh, yuck. He is the devil.

Dr. Oz is hands down the worst. Dr. Phil is an exploitative charlatan, but I think people tune into mostly gawk at his guests and to hear his faux-folksy wisdom. Steve Harvey is a goofball with dumb ideas about everything who ruins pageants, but who takes Steve Harvet seriously?

Great. Now we can continue to fuel the notion that serious medical conditions can be reversed with positive thinking or prayer or giving a televangelist money.

Threw this one together last night.

MY BRAINMEATS, THEY HAVE BEEN SCATHED

There’s a screenshot of him watching it, too.

So, Ted Cruz’s explanation here is that someone hacked his twitter and, instead of posting a long string of tweets admitting to the zodiac killings and paeans to soup, they...liked one porn tweet?

Fuck the Catholic Church. Do they still hold billions, if not trillions or dollars in non-religious antiquities and artwork? Yeah, they do? Are they selling any of them to help the poor or are they still using them to attract tourists and make money? Yeah? They are? Are they letting women be priests yet? Are they…

Lol, I love this reaction.

I don’t know about Cruz, but there’s a bot that you can follow that tweets out every time Trump’s account (and the accounts of the Trump adjacent) like/follow/unfollow people on twitter. It’s an interesting insight into (a) just how much of a shithead Don Jr. is based on the garbage he spends his day liking and (b)…

When I worked on the Hill, the only members who knew how to run social media were born after 1980. Combine that fact with Cruz’s beliefs never matured past 1950, and I wager he has no idea that Twitter exists let alone how to post. My guess is he thinks Twitter has to do with birds.

If you had asked me that when I was a new mother, I would have told “mommy porn” would be me watching someone else (anyone- I have no standards) clean my house, do laundry and change diapers while I rest for just one fucking minute.

Bless the person who diligently watches the “likes” column on Ted Cruz’s twitter 24/7

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The problem with mainstream media is they confuse objectivity with neutrality. Objectivity is an adherence to the facts, no matter where they may lead. But they operate under the notion that everyone is allowed to have their own facts and must be given equal time.

We got told (both my sisters have had all three shots, they do it through the high schools here, and actually I’ve had mine too (not at highschool though)) that women of any age (above 12, I think) could get it - but that it was more affective to get it before you turned 27, so that’s where they focused either free or…

So, to defend your mom a little bit here, the HPV vaccination Gardisil is indicated up to age 26. The reason is that studies failed to show it had any benefit for women between 27 and 45. That doesn’t mean it might not help *a woman*, but we just can’t prove it will help most women. Your mom was just following the…

Or, potentially, rape victims.