Whole, roasted chicken might be better than sex, just sayin’.

Obligatory.

f’en kudos, tara...that was inspired.

TAKE IT ALL, BILL

Bless Bill. Dude invented the selfie and never even pursued royalties!

Disney-owned Buena Vista demanded he repay a large portion of his 2007 “Science Guy” earnings, citing an “accounting error.”

Someone who engages in LGBT behavior

Jesus Christ. Shut up. Just fucking shut up.

Why can’t these dumbfucks learn the difference between stuff that goes on between consenting adults and an adult—usually a straight man—raping a child?

Enjoy! And watch out for the Faceless Old Woman Who Lives In Your Home!

Haha same here (stubborn, like old stuff). Nice work on the fuel pump! I’m about to do the fuel filter and pump on my ‘98 S70 next weekend for only the 2nd time in 300k miles.

This was not my experience or that of my friends. We regularly got groped. I’m glad it was better wherever you are!

Actually mosh pits have always been a place where women get harassed and assaulted. I have had men grab every part of my body in the pit. I had a guy grab me out of the pit once and hold me up against his body and try to put his hand down my pants. I finally got away by scraping my boot down his shin. He flinched long…

PREACH, EMA! As a patron saint of scumbag white boys, I recognize exactly who and what she’s talking about. We are going to have to closely examine what makes a person worthwhile in this country if we are ever gonna nip nascent nazism in the bud. It’s impressive how she expresses that liminal state between privilge…

We South Dakotans don’t all believe in lizard people and Freemason conspiracies. I, for example, am far more concerned about undercover crab people taking over the Rotary clubs.

See you at Neumo’s on October 26th, lady.

Ah the later ones can be tougher to diagnose because they played a bit fast and loose, mixing and matching ignition systems and fuel systems etc. Best of luck to you!

Kentucky? Don’t say that!

I’ve a good shot of being alive and giving a shit then, so thank you ;)

I hate that we charge juveniles as adults. The state shouldn’t take a hard line with some things like consent or voting and then bend them for others. I understand that this presents challenges but this is particularly true for first offenders.