Bless NASA, because right now I get the impression we don’t deserve science. I was watching a YouTube video about the eclipse yesterday and the first 5 comments were all about how much this is all a conspiracy, that the Earth is flat and the sun and the moon are the same size... Then one dude said we actually live…
Maybe your Volvo’s battery was raptured? Did it live an especially godly life?
This is a common belief among astrologers
He was kind of a badass. In death as in life, I guess.
Oh, you are in for a REAL treat! It’s wonderful.
Here’s what I took away from this article:
This sounds like an excerpt from Welcome to Night Vale.
Free signals.
You’re forgetting the wear and tear on the turn signal switch. I just had to replace both in my 300,000 mile Volvo and 351,000 mile Toyota. Why, it’s practically an everyday occurrence!
Yeah. I can say that St. Louis sucks, but YOU don’t get to say St. Louis sucks.
I would be legitimately mad if I got raptured with those fundy assholes.
Oh, have we officially hit “Strange Eons”?
Is anyone else excited for today’s solar eclipse - which will allow the Great Old Ones, led by the mighty and endless Azathoth, to break free from the crystal prisons beyond the stars and begin anew their 1,000 year reign on Earth, culminating in the cyclopean city of R’yleh, whose very non-Euclidean geometries can…
Ford sponsored a hurricane here a few years back
It always seems odd
They’re protecting Tiffany? Wonder if Trump knows about that.
Don’t forget Melania and Barron in their golden tower, where agents have to rent space from the president to protect his wife and son.
Seriously guys! keep your hands to yourself.
All the grapes in your kitchen spontaneously turn into raisins
