You make a great point, but you lost me with your condemnation of cilantro.

I’m still in disbelief that we’re apparently issuing governmental policy via 140 characters on a third-party private service.

I woke up to the AP alert about his “locked and loaded” comment and immediately wanted to crawl back into bed. Someone, anyone, for the love of God, TAKE HIS FUCKING PHONE AWAY!! I would really like to not be lead into a nuclear war because of fucking twitter. Jesus H Christ. These emotional and petulant man babies…

On the bright side: there is a nesting pair at the national park near me, and I see them sometimes in the morning when I go running there. Soaring around, not getting caught in things, making that weird noise they make.

Paging Erica Jong! xD Her classic Zipless Fuck With Men On Trains fantasy come true.

Fuck yeah, and I like the cut of your jib.

maybe the antitrump will be conceived there

This is THE question. And the answer is yes.

Better question: Would you hire Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed of the AirBnB where Trump was conceived?

Direct eye contact is unacceptable even between friends. Touch is acceptable between friends and family. There is no touching between strangers.

I was just thinking of that particular assmonkey. He’s toeing the Trumpfenfuehrer’s line perfectly— no rape kit backlog funding for sanctuary cities. But then these Rethugs try to claim “we’re making America safer for crime victims” and “we’re really doing the best we can”. Put up or shut up, cocksuckers.

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

I treat her very well, I give her preference in nearly everything, and am chivalrous (not just an act) every single day. She makes me very happy, and is very sweet, beautiful, smart and loveable.

Can we retire this question please? It’s really not hard to see how thousands of years of patriarchy and misogyny would have effects on both men and women. Believe it and move on from there.

Oh see they believe they won’t get raped because they’re Good Christian Women. They’re just living by the GOP motto of “I’ve got mine, so fuck you!”

I’m sure his parents had high hopes for his humanity when they named him but time as proven that he is definitely no one’s buddy. Should have named him Jackass.

I think sanctuary cities should counteroffer with a refusal to pay any taxes...starting with the ones that fund this ham monster of a Congressman’s salary. Let’s see how the Trunp-loving rural areas of Georgia do when the cities start keeping funds to themselves (and I say this as someone who lives in farm country).

Fake news.

I often struggle to figure out how the GOP has any women supporters. Like how do you vote for a group that hates you this much???

It has got to be terrible where they’re coming from. If you look at how our politicians and policies are being shaped in regards to the trans AND immigrant community, they’re not exactly welcoming, but they’re willing to risk it.