Because most humans are sheep who slavishly conform to society’s extremely rigid gender expectations, and when anyone decides they are not a sheep, some of the other sheep feel it necessary to remind them that no, they are in fact sheep, when in fact we are not. And sometimes those sheep get violent.

Why do people feel the need to comment on or deride people/things/attitudes that we don’t agree with?

Fair enough. But I’m stealing your father’s line for future use.

I’ve met a surprising number of people who get migraines because of it. We all have that gene that makes it taste like soap and a history of various kinds of migraines triggered by other things, so I’m convinced there’s a link between that gene and migraines.

Absolutely. I feel no sympathy for the two adults directly involved in the affair.

Sort of timely, what with the series on Lacey Peterson coming up...but I remember seeing an interview with Scott Peterson in which he said Lacey knew about his affair and was cool with it. An eight months pregnant woman was cool with her husband having an affair? When I was eight months pregnant my husband got a…

Cilantro has no place in a burrito.

He is already carrying hay, don’t put cilantro on him, you don’t want him to be tired, do you?

I nearly hip-checked a woman at the local burrito place when she kept asking them to add more cilantro. They were putting it on by the handful. It was like a cilantro salad. Blech.

I don’t dare even set foot in a Chipotle because of that. Cilantro is a migraine trigger for me, and I’m convinced it’s so finely chopped there that it’s airborne, so I’ll inhale it, and FUCKING PAIN will ensue.

Miller worked for Ted Cruz, too. The hypocrisy of their leaders doesn’t bother the Republican base, it never has. As long as they keep saying they’re for family values, they can get away with all kinds of hypocrisy.

Nothing like firing off a bunch of tweets to reclaim your reputation

I WAS HALFWAY THROUGH TYPING THIS EXACT COMMENT!

Miller is claiming that his wife is delighted to welcome his son into the world and into the family? I love it how he’s using his wife and kids as a shield. Really classy, guy. Family values man, all the way.

Hopefully the baby got her chin.

With other things, I don’t know. But you’d be doing God’s work with the cilantro.

I would not blame you, why would someone put cilantro on a burrito?

You would be totally within your rights to do that. #Ihatecilantro

Cilantro is pretty vile.

“when she saw the sign, she attempted to locate a store manager, but was unable to find one.”