This is a wonderful gesture, and a nod to the bond between man and beast. Flyers fans just drown their dogs in the bathtub while their kids watch.

Probably going to throw in Yakupov since you can't hang a painting without a Nail.

2 minutes for ruffing.

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.

Give him a break; after welding the organizational image together again, he's owning like he's never owned before.

A Very Earnest Nuclear Meltdown was not Jim Varney's finest work.

So lots of tongue, got it.

I thought the pinky disappears at 3rd base?

I'm just surprised there was a meltdown in Myrtle Beach not involving bath salts.

"Was 'Woman With A Parasol' inspired by anyone imparticular? And also, your thoughts on Obamacare."

Good form and great handle by the way!

That would suck, getting Beaned twice in two weeks.

my best friend's sister-in-law makes $77 /hour selling cocaine to Ryan Malone. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her income was $20874 just selling bags of cocaine to a semi-conscious amnesiac Ryan Malone every day

Nobody wears jeans once and then washes them! NOBODY!

This is the most Raiders thing ever. Increased police presence at a preseason practice. God dammit Raiders.

He's going to have to suffer the csontequences.

And that's shitty to say, come on. This isn't just a black issue, this is a person issue, a human issue. Fuck the brutal fascist shits that make us unsafe in our streets, fuck the culture that makes those in power above reproach for violence they do to those they're supposed to protect. If this isn't about you and me…

It's not about you.

We shouldn't have to explain why...