he’s my bitch eating crackers apparently. regardless of what he does, when i see him i just react with disgust that makes me feel shame. if he leaned across me like that, he would regret it.

This also gives me some hope that Hample manages to Steve Bartman himself into some real public opprobrium or a ballpark ban.

That is great, but the next evolution in karma will have Hample being decapitated in Tokyo by a malfunctioning gyro ball pitching machine.

Can we ban this shitty little weasel from every baseball stadium, already?

I always thought that folks who did despicable things while wrapped in the American flag were the worst, but Hample, covered in Major League Baseball logos, has them beat.