Say I wanted to get into Tolkien. What should I read first, The Hobbit, or Lord of the Rings? I'm assuming The Silmarillion should be last.

I know what covfefe means. But I can't tell any of you, it's on a need to know basis.

It is actually the name of my new band.

Well fuck it, due to some issues with my external hard drive I now can't load my save until I reinstall the DLC I had and that's stalling because I'm also downloading Shadow of Mordor. I guess I'll just do something else for a while.

That's why I got it. I've never even seen Lord of the Rings so I know nothing about Tolkien, but the Batman like combat with the nemesis system just seemed so awesome I had to play it.

I cheated on Liara with Garrus in ME2, but got back together with her in 3. I'm pretty sure I'm always going to romance the Asari character. I just can't resist the blue ladies.

WELL NOW I'M GONNA PLAY MASS EFFECT.

It's good. I'm taking a break from it because I got Shadow of Mordor for ten bucks and want to try it, but I like Andromeda. If you liked the open world stuff in Inqusition it's got a similar feel. Though it could use some quality of life improvements.

"While in stealth press Square to kiss your wife."

But does it make you think he can direct a movie about a giant gorilla fighting a giant mutated lizard?

I don't know shit about directors, but if you're disappointed he's directing this then that must mean he's good. So I'm excited!

I would totally watch a Seaman movie.

They should bring back Freakazoid instead.

I'm mildly interested due to Donald Glover and the fact that The Lion King was my favourite Disney film besides Aladdin.

Anyone who makes a game where Guillermo Del Toro kidnaps Norman Reedus's oil baby from an alternate dimension while Mads Mikkelson… does stuff, is someone you should listen to.

Hopefully The Lion King (which as far as I know won't have a single real human in it) can restart the discussion. Because everyone keeps calling it a live action remake, but it's just going to be a realistic animated film.

See you space carboy.

Sean Gunn is basically half raccoon at this point.

My only experience with Black Orpheus was when Arcade Fire released their album Reflektor as a Youtube video with scenes from Black Orpheus as the visuals. It looked really interesting.

I've seen a lot of TV ads, but not much else.