On the brightside, the first set photos showed a giant blue bulldog shaped object that is surely a stand in for a CGI Lockjaw. So while Iron Fist may not have Danny punching the dragon, Inhumans has the giant teleporting dog.

If this is like the Captain America of the Netflix shows and it gets two more seasons that turn out to be incredible I will be very happy.

I have a stove top one.

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Where's the reviews? I haven't seen any.

I assume that means I'm going to love it.

In all seriousness, something I've learned firsthand recently, is that just because someone is smart, doesn't mean they're intelligent. Some very smart people are also complete idiots who can't see past their own biases and use logic and critical thinking to figure out things that are fairly obvious to even the most…

Comedy Central.

Literally just Zelda.

I went to Gerudo Town first, and then went back up to Zora's Domain to do Vah Ruta.

Now we can talk about my penis size! Any guesses?

Well, it was The Celebrity Apprentice, but yeah. Ivanka, Don Jr, and Eric would all be on the show, like every week. They would go check up on the teams and they were in the boardroom segments too. Honestly, they were why I watched the show, they're a fascinating trainwreck of a family.

Just drive like two hours north. It feels like we've had plenty of snow.

So after… 8 hours? I think about 8 hours, I'm finally at my first dungeon in Breath of the Wild. It was preceded by trekking to the opposite end of the map to try and get to another dungeon, realizing I was too weak to get too it by force and too lazy to use stealth, going all the way back to the other side, getting…

Coffee is the devil's juice! I wake up the old fashioned way, by going back to sleep for 20 minutes!

As someone who has watched The Apprentice for some fucking reason, I can tell you it's not a super original idea. All you need to do is watch one episode that he's in. He doesn't come across as very intelligent. And he makes the weirdest facial expressions.

Of course you make it Turkish style.

I don't drink coffee.

It's not great. It's better than season 4, and it actually starts off pretty strong, but towards the end it loses some steam. Honestly though, season 3 might be worth watching. Season 4 you can just read a summary online and maybe watch the three or four better episodes that season.

Almost every Zelda game has a central mechanic at the core. Something that seperates it from the other games in the series beyond the normal changes a long running series goes through. A Link to the Past had the Dark World. Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask had time travel. The Wind Waker had sailing, The Minish Cap…