Fuck, I still haven't played Act 4.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

I've never actually seen [movie], but I'm pretty sure [Jackie Chan movie] is the best action movie of [year].

51 questions for Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aonuma.

Well I mean, Snowden is a smart thriller about cyber security while The Martian is just some movie about a dude stuck in space or whatever, it's easier to see which one will appeal to the uneducated masses.

I was going for a spoiler…







of cock, but it won't grey out the whole thing so my great idea was ruined.

Great point. I think that this is a cool idea and that it should be done more. I don't know if this will work correctly.


Okay, I guess I can't make a big blank space in the spoiler tag.

Well duh. Why the hell would I lie about that?

I am not a drum.

I do like that theory. Having him hallucinate other people may make for an easier to watch show than him suddenly acting like other people when he uses a different power.

*shoots Tereglith*

Yeah. I think they're real, but I also think that something else was going on in that scene. The yellow eyed demon looks a lot like an X-Men villain named Mojo who I think may be pulling the strings. I'm assuming that every time he shows up he's influencing something, and he was in the background for a moment when…

Okay, he's real.

So uhh… Legion was amazing and I loved every second of it.

What the hell? Are we the only real people on the AV Club? Is everything outside of here a lie?

Yeah right Randy. We know you're the real Randy Jackson dawg.

I'm real.

Holy shit yeah that is awesome.

Pacific Rim the video game? Made by the FTL guys? Not sad!

Like Cyclone or Detective Chimp?