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Big Oil wins again.

Two golden opportunities here and they go with just her name. I’m so disappointed.

He seems to be getting worse at applying his denture fixative.

You mean when Newt Gingrich was impeaching Clinton while cheating on his cancer ridden wife?

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While naturally a large chunk of current gamers grew up with that PlayStation 2 intro, I grew up with this one:

Neither Black Panther or Luke Cage were created by Black people. Both the upcoming BP film and the Netflix Luke Cage are adaptations of comic characters created by white guys. Although very excited to see BP, the adaptation is bound to some level of fidelity to the original source material.

This reminds me of white people getting offended at Chris Rock’s N word routine. If you’re not Jewish please don’t get offended on my behalf when a fellow Jew tells a Jewish joke.

That’s...bad?

Surely when they were filming the show they knew that its scheduled air date could be directly after a real mass shooting, no? I’m surprised they didn’t have a plan B script or edit lined up. Also, this season of AHS is actually the worst - I gave up watching halfway through the last episode.

Nah. Pre-cooked ground beef has already given up whatever renderable fat is has. Not only is that fat useful for keeping your dishes from being dry, it also has a tremendous amount of flavor. You’re tossing that down the drain for the sake of not having to think of defrosting, which a) is not hard to remember and b)

Umm yes. If you’re trying to say something, then fucking come out and say it. Don’t just hide behind a condescending question.

Tell me more about this musical car

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

My guess is they fall off of the car at different times?

When was this written? Most of the north east is unseasonably cold, so “No matter where you are in the United States, this weekend has probably been hot, really hot.” is a bad way to start. If you can’t check the weather, why would we take health advice from you?

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

That’s a shame, because I’ve been waiting to play some sort of followup to Superman 64.

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The Joker got away, man. I learned that in the 80's and it became canonical when The Joker himself sang it in the 90's cartoon: