He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

I hate her so, so much. Like as much as I hate cancer and Nazis.

Counterpoint: virtually everything she says makes me gasp

Well, at least it’s realistic. If you zoom in, you can see that the upper deck seats are empty and everybody outside is walking away from the stadium.

“Robbed by judges” seems like a step up from the usual Irish complaint, “fucked by destiny.”

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

The ‘Harry Kane tap-ins’ shade was the highest of quality.

Love zlatan? Of course. Hate United? Always.

Nope. Still fucking hate them.

Guys, where’s the EPL preview? I want to laugh at Hull so I can feel better about the emptiness of my own life.

“How did you feel after that Lost last season?”

I just told them, that if I had had the opportunity to kill them, then I would have done. I wanted to kill all of them.

Spurs are gonna battle City for the title.

Reporter: ‘What do you think of your team’s execution?’

Also it would it would interfere with the NCAA system that allows them to develop players with zero liability.

How’s the reception at the RNC?

I know just the lawyer to handle this high-profile case.

TFW you have to stay strong for the people back in Cwdyrrrrfyxkjfuygfkjs Mawr.

I’m a dinosaur truther. The truth is that dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

DUDE WHAT