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Fella, is your wife nagging you while you’re trying to do HER job and cook for the family? Do you want to be able to…

If you were walking 15 miles a day were you really “locked down”? Sounds like you were spending a lot of time outside your home.

I buy bagels and fresh cream cheese through Goldbelly at least once a year, usually when I can find a sale. It’s not terribly expensive and is a hundred times better than any bagels I can buy locally. I also admit I’ve bought deep dish pizzas from Chicago more than once and wasn’t mad at it.

Word for word from the CDC’s page, linked from this article: “Update that fully vaccinated people no longer need to wear a mask or physically distance in any setting, except where required by federal, state, local, tribal, or territorial laws, rules, and regulations, including local business and workplace guidance”

You know society has been getting food delivered since... like.. shortly after the invention of cars? You’ve never had pizza delivered?

One of the insurgents that invaded the capital did so wearing a Black Rifle Coffee Company hat. No thank you.

Did they claim to have any medical or nutritional qualifications?

Who forged your transcripts

Here’s a study from 2010 that found the opposite of your claim. Thanks.

Wow imagine being like “They don’t put milk in their coffee in France” and being totally confident about it.

Are you calling dark chocolate “plain” chocolate?

Delete this, chief

eat pant

This whole article is BUNK because there is no chocolate in Reese’s pieces and I will not let you slander them.

Cry more, con

Just admit you’re wrong. You’ll be fine bud.

“Can happen” is very different from “happens often.” On the same web site you source, it clearly states that fomite transmission is not the main way the virus is spreading in communities.

If you read the slideshow, you wouldn’t have posted this comment.

It’s a fictional character. Calm down.

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