I guess I have big hands. When I hold a PS4 controller it’s like I’m eating it. The face buttons are barely visible. So there’s no stretch for me when I use index for bumper and middle for triggers.

The game itself I was interested in enough to try the demo. But the demo was that underwhelming. Mike’s write-up and the game writing suggests that there is something there and it was just basically a poor demo that didn’t bother to make the game mechanics look interesting or suggest that the script might have been…

It’s a shame they completely screwed up the English demo. The japanese version of the exact same dungeon demo had lots of instructions, cutscenes, new dialogue, extra chests, and a special outro only for the demo. I guess they couldnt be bothered with the English version. and it put alot of people off

Theyre called “video games”.

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

Its also a thing that turns lights on and off. Silly nintendo.

“My roommate started a fight with me over fruit-storage techniques.”

Poor Matthew.

This is an objectively wrong and dumb opinion.

I found the hype for the game impossible to understand because they were so maddeningly vague about what you could do in it*. Considering that, I’m almost impressed by the way they’ve failed to deliver so much of what little they did get tied down on.

Whenever the Poochie Amiibo is not around, all of the other Amiibo will ask, “Where’s Poochie?”

Let’s take that one line at a time:

Replacing “splice” with “fuck” makes this a lot funnier.

I live in a rural area. Finding any Pokémon to begin with is a chore.

In Russia, Pokemon Go catch's you.

I had an abortion at 14 weeks when I was 19. I still have a lot of feelings about it because I am one of those people who is haunted by every decision I have ever made, but any regret I have had or have now is instantly overwhelmed by this intense sense of relief. I got pregnant back packing in Europe, and when I got…

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.

fuck off