When your best and only offers are from UConn, Monmouth and Cornell, how do you not go with Cornell? Sure, there’s the glory and tradition of the CoNfLiCT, but with Cornell at least you get a diploma from an Ivy to go with your CTE.

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

God I hope not.

They switched to Monster Cables.

That’s the Denali.

THE COCK: 500 Days of Wang

Cocksmasher?

This is a useful comment that definitely adds to the discussion. It is also original and funny.

that engine appears to be missing two cylinders. Shame.

For me, the biggest takeaway from this story by far is HOLY SHIT JAROMIR JAGR IS STILL PLAYING.

Tom, the gif on Dodge’s webpage... looks like a widebody (with wider tires) to me.

Can confirm that these are ready and on the road. Challenger/Charger/300 plant is on my way to work and they test drive through the area every day. So I usually see at least 10ish cars on my way into work.

My prediction: even cheaper used Hellcats.

Hmmm. And you don’t think any of the things you mentioned would occur with Clinton as president.

False.

Nope. I’m mocking how gullible all you liberals are. I was against Trump until I saw how you people openly mock and believe every single thing any pathetic website says about him. You refer to him as the walking Orange Cyst, but if you were to refer to Obama as walking Chocolate Bar you would instantly be labeled a…

According to BuzzFeed. And if BuzzFeed is a legitimate source of news than InfoWars deserves a Pulitzer.

Seems like you’re the shitty person.

THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU REPORTING THIS AS NEWS?! God I can’t wait for none of the mainstream media to have a seat at the table when Trump gets in office.

NO LITTLE RED CORVETTE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????