It is actually fun watching people crawl with stanced cars over the slightest bumps on the road. Also, stretched tyres, for extra driving displeasure.

Just a bummer that such a cool platform/engine combo is relegated to the dressage/figure skating of the automotive world.

Chevy SS. Get the extended warranty from Chevrolet.

Roll cage.

That’s my kinja strategy. Just make confusingly bad comments and hope it leads to people giving me stars to act like they got the “joke”.

its their parents money. they have a video where they say they started with a lemonade stand and moved on to flipping thrift store finds and eventually stocks. other youtubers have called them out on how its not possible to make those gains using stocks so quickly. i met the kid on the right at a car meet and he…

It was fast in its day, and it’s still more beautiful than every car you can buy for the same money today. It also sounds better than almost anything you can buy today for any price. I’d rather be in a F355 with a Capristo exhaust than something much faster that sounds just average-good.

I got it lol. And if you don’t know what the aristocrats are, then don’t google it at work lol

The Aristocrats! Ha! Wonder how many will get that one....

Yes, Velma is a babe. Daphne can hit the bricks with her drama.

Wow, Nevada Grassie! Loved you in Raiders of the Lost Bong but Temple of Doob was my favorite.

Answer - because in order to stay in business the super car maker must produce and sell something better than the one the customer already has.

Abandoned green(ish) van? Nothing bad ever happens with those things...

for some reason Jalopnik is just re-releasing corporate press releases, regurgitating Reddit shit, and once in a blue moon writing about pieces that are actually in tune with what this site was all about.

Eli, sadly, was not invited

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

For five grand you could also buy this quadrasteer.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Pump your brakes, you jive turkey.

- Shift in reverse