Goddam. That rear diffuser could double as a homeless shelter.

Hey readers!

Sounds like what you really need is to figure out how hoses work.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

So they went from poor crash tests to the highest score ever achieved in the “adult occupant protection” category (98%) ? That’s quite an achievement.

What is? Certainly not the new Giulia. Cars have had electrically-boosted brakes for decades.

My brother had a Fiat 124 Spyder. I believe he drove it a couple of times.

He punches nerds.

Fuck off. Oh, and Fiats have taken top honors in ADACs reliability rankings, coming in at number one in class, beating homegrown German products. Oh, and fuck off.

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

And I still want one. Go figure.

That’s odd, pretty sure I was thinking something along the lines of “fuck fuck fuck no no no”

My first motorcycle was a Ninja ZX7R. That should say it all. I still remember my head sliding across the asphalt long enough for me to actually think “I am really glad I am wearing a helmet” as I watched my bike slide off road through gravel and into a ditch. Memories.

99 C43. however, in full disclosure when it hit 297k it needed a new timing chain due to rattle. $1700 from my indie to replace.

Well, I’m truly sorry that you feel that just because people don’t share your view of a candidate means that they obviously must not have take the election seriously.

I take it you didn’t vote for Trump, Justin.

This is Jalopnik. In the last few years they’ve decided what this place sorely needed was politics! And we’ve seen their best writers all run for the hills. I still read and comment from time to time, but there are far better sites out there. It’s a shame, really. It used to be my single favorite place on the…

But if the election went the other way, would Patrick’s statement been the same?

- just do so with the abject horror of half the country