My SO currently drives a 2009 Ford Fusion, and I LOATHE that car. It is gutless (even with the V6), handles like a boat, the leather is terrible, and has zero character.

Would have gone for “raising the par for the automotive industry”, but that’s just how I would chip in.

Irritated outburst: WHAT!

It’s just disconnecting a wire that can be easily accessed through the engine bay. At least, that’s how it was on my 2016 GTI. Took all of five minutes.

I’M A CHAMPION!

Dare I say they’re taking the DC Comics Cinematic Universe approach to franchise building?

Um...Armata is Russian, this is Ukrainian...not sure if serious?

Haha, mudflaps are coming, regardless. I like the way they look. But the getting muddy part will have to wait.

Additional counterpoint: it’s only been 6K miles, but my 2016 GTI has been flawless, aside from the fuel pump recall.

Have a 2016 GTI. I want to add mudflaps and giant brakes and rallycross the crap out of it, but there is ZERO chance of that happening while it is still so new and shiny. Like so:

Can we just burst this Porsche bubble already? We know it’s going to happen, but in the meantime these prices are in the damn stratosphere. Crackiest crack pipe.

Yup, the next time I’ve got a million bucks burning a hole in my pocket.

*sighs deeply*

....anyone else kinda want to try the potato thing? We need Mythbusters back!

Came for this, thank you!

Phone in right, wallet in left.

Phone in right, wallet in left.

Am I the only one for whom the polls are no longer showing up? I wanna vote NP on this! Thanks graverobber.

My back hurts just watching that form.

My eyes! My eyes! Crack Pipe all the live-long day.

Totally off topic, but after looking at the front page of your website, I had to share this story!

More’s the pity that I could only give you ONE star. Without fail, the license plate of the complete horse’s ass weaving in and out of lanes, coming to standing stops in traffic, or tailgating relentlessly, reads “Maryland.”