The red calipers set everything off nicely. Also, SHINY.

My problem working for the mouse was South American teenagers on holiday in massive tour groups. Awful, nasty, disgusting creatures.

This is my new favorite big kid toy.

Dat ass. DAAAAMMMMNNNN!

It’s beautiful, it’s weird, and I love it. I don’t care one bit that it’s someone else’s project, and it’s also not like they were enjoying a super rare Saab. Stock is not always best!

The struggle is REAL for that rear suspension.

Obvious answer is obvious.

Gray, forever and always.

Speedster? Not even once.

Don’t start smoking. Just don’t.

Ugh. gross. I was hoping the movie world would be able to help themselves from making hay out of such a ridiculous gun.

Awesome! Now all I need to die happily see is a head to head between this and the Golf R.

DAT ASS can break ice.

The configurator is misleading. Select “white with black racing stripe”, then change the color of the car back to blue. Works for me:

“Anyone from Maryland.” That line alone is worth the whole article. I just did a spit take all over my monitor.

Literal elephant in the room.

Dat ass, doe.

I too would be in for a partnership between the two. But for what I’m paying on a GTI, make mine an MR762. Hubba hubba.

+1 for Skyrim Steel One-Handed Sword usage.

So it only stands to reason that we, as Americans, would want vehicles like this, because we are obsessed with fuel economy, and the environment, and saving the planet, and helping the rainforests, provided that it means we don't have to curtail our shower usage.