Pictured: Bartolo Colon dressed for Halloween.

The biggest surprise in all this is that he was the WR coach, not the strength coach.

Extras from a Guy Ritchie movie? 

Trust the (xiphoid) Process.  

“Oh, I’m sorry, I thought this was America!!!”

You know... its not only blood and guts that sprayed the car... its also piss and shit. I dont know why I thought abouth that...

Long time no see, Jim Rome.

That’s what the escort said.

Well, at least those players had an excuse for not standing during the national anthem.

had to stop watching. the narrator...talent...person (?) was just toooooo darn annoying.

Why is his last name capitalized so weird

Your videos have generally been good, but I got put off by the annoying voice pitch that you do every other sentence & had to close the video. It actually ruined your liners :(

What is Mt. ‘suvius?

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Sure, now she decides it’s a good idea to pull out.

The gray can also represent the sky in Michigan for 300 days of the year.

Jason Statham is a hell of a midfielder...

Someone else asked Jim Harbaugh what he thought of the picture. After taking a look, he said he’d give Cutler two pairs of khakis.

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