Probably nitpicking here, but that pic is of an Air Force bird. Clearly indicated on the tail as ‘USAF’. Also, Hoo-ya Green Feet! CSAR birds that carry PJs are the best looking variant IMO.

Call me crazy, but I prefer an actual review article over fan fiction.

Pretty sure a year’s worth of working at a sitting desk wouldn’t cause “100% blockage in an anterior artery surrounding my heart/ 75% blockage at the major three-way junction”. That is brought on by years of bad diet and no exercise. As for your fried thyroid, that sucks. But if you know you are at a high risk for…