From an earlier comment, sounds like he is OK.

In that Tony Kornheiser is distracted by my form-fitting wardrobe?

“OK sure, what’s the worst that could happen?”

As a Pens fan myself I respect this clear and thoughtful analysis of the current situation. Yet at the same time, my mind continually says no, we got a chance still and Matt Murray will be our savior, or Fleury for the ultimate redemption. It is more of a general attitude that the Senators and their 1-3-1 is just…

It’s hockey, no one’s going to say anything about the fishbowl of cocaine he went through.

“That’s nothing. I black out for the last 6 minutes of most games.”

Oh good, it was a tornado. All that time while the sirens were blaring, I was whispering to the blank screen:

“Are you there, God? It’s me, Margaret.”

“Pittsburgh fan here”

That does taint the goal somewhat.

No it doesn’t.

Luis Enrique: If PSG can score 4 we can score 6.
Wenger: If they can score 5 we can score 1.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”

Arena gargles donkey balls, also without restrictions.

Well, it appears to be working for that fucker in DC who just swiped The Constitution.

The smart money says the administration didn’t know there was a South Sudan.

Every. Fucking. Year. They always get crushed by the Patriots. Always. *flips table*

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a chair is a good guy with an ottoman.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

That guy being bald was a total plot twist.

Yes, Mkhitaryan was offside. I don’t care, though, because.....