the Indians never quite threatened, but they constantly threatened to threaten

Got any pictures you could post?

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

Better than their balls, I guess.

*Klay Thompson is the third best player on his team

We’ve actually discussed a blog that discloses who each staffer is voting for, not because it’d be interesting but just in the sake of transparency. Do you, readers, think there’s any value in doing something like that?

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.