I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Fun fact, Pringles belonged to P&G forever and used to be orderable through a ton of wholesale hardware distributors up until it’s sale to Kellogs in 2012. If you ever remember walking into your local hardware store and seeing Pringles at the checkout this is why.

We are blessed to have Ashley’s master internet sleuthing skills on our side.

Let’s change that!

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

Yeah that sounds about right. I saw and enjoyed the movie, but that is because I knew that I was going to see Apocalypse Now in space. Its exactly that.

I liked the movie, which is weird because it has so much stuff I don’t like. It’s a character study, which I usually hate. It’s mostly slow, which I usually don’t have time for. The action it has is mostly incidental to the plot and pretty unnecessary. And it’s dumb as rocks as far as space is coconcerned.

I need movie reviews these days to answer one question: Is this movie better to mostly ignore while I watch it on the iPad in the kitchen, or better to fall asleep to while I “watch” it on the couch after the kids go to bed?

And what if space turns out to be mostly bullshit?

Even in this metric, Cleveland still doesn’t have a Top 100 NBA player.

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

Soundgarden’s Superunknown is one of the best rock albums of all time.  Fight me.

Nah.

Get the fuck outta here!

.......no.   I love the Foo Fighters, but no.  Nevermind is easily a near perfect album (i have never like Come as you are).  The unplugged recordings.   Hearing Kurt sing “The Man Who Sold the World”.  

Easy and correct take.

Listen to “You Know You’re Right” and you tell me that anything outside of “Everlong” in FF’s catalog even touches it.