Let’s change that!

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

And sheepadoodles. Lookit teh floof!

Hey! The true monster was the doctor, not the creation!

My mostly-golden-doodle would like to have a word. 

We love our Berner-Doodle.  Best of both breeds

Counterpoint: goldendoodles

Do you know what’s bad. It’s the AKC for encouraging unhealthy traits. Mixed breeds tend to be much healthier than pure breeds.

Yeah that sounds about right. I saw and enjoyed the movie, but that is because I knew that I was going to see Apocalypse Now in space. Its exactly that.

I liked the movie, which is weird because it has so much stuff I don’t like. It’s a character study, which I usually hate. It’s mostly slow, which I usually don’t have time for. The action it has is mostly incidental to the plot and pretty unnecessary. And it’s dumb as rocks as far as space is coconcerned.

I need movie reviews these days to answer one question: Is this movie better to mostly ignore while I watch it on the iPad in the kitchen, or better to fall asleep to while I “watch” it on the couch after the kids go to bed?

And what if space turns out to be mostly bullshit?

Even in this metric, Cleveland still doesn’t have a Top 100 NBA player.

Nick Young was so inspired by Jared Leto’s depiction of the Joker in Suicide Squad he went out and dropped 2 points on the Orlando Magic.

It’s easy to see how this story got twisted. It’s like when my friends thought I said I banged that hot chick in high school, whereas what I really meant to say is that I angrily cry-masturbated to her yearbook picture on numerous occasions.  Simple miscommunication, really.

Soundgarden’s Superunknown is one of the best rock albums of all time.  Fight me.

Nah.

Get the fuck outta here!

Listen to “You Know You’re Right” and you tell me that anything outside of “Everlong” in FF’s catalog even touches it.