this goat is fucked up

Finally! My dream of a live action Krull: Now With Goats can come to fruition!

“There were a grand total of zero immaculate innings between Lefty Grove’s on September 27th, 1928 and Billy Hoeft’s on September 7th, 1953.”

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Thank you for continuing to fill the void of Gawker’s loss. And a big middle-finger to everybody who jumps into the comments to complain about it.

On the brightside, states that obtain waivers are likely to be overwhelmingly Republican, so when they lose coverage for essential benefits and have higher out of pocket costs and end up paying more for healthcare overall, they will rightly blame this new law and then overwhelmingly vote Republicans in to fix it.

Wait.…

This country would be infinitely better if we deported all Republicans and replaced them with the immigrants they so tirelessly are working to keep out.

Of course Thomas doubts this story.

“Blistered palms: Making up for lost time” - The Tim Tebow Story

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

Dave Matthews Band

[...] and ESPN notes that she will have an “expanded on-site presence at events such as the Masters, World Series, Super Bowl, the College Football Playoff, and College Football National Championship.” 

He’s probably crying because he realizes he needs to spend time in Philadelphia.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

Realistically, I think the Lannisters would die off soon after Cersie takes the throne. Her own people hate her, powerful enemies are uniting against her, and she and her country are flat broke. If her own people didn’t kill her (most likely scenario), the Iron Bank would have a faceless man assassinate her and,…

Calling it now - Gendry will help Dany + John make valyrian steel and dragon glass. His master in Kings landing was one of a Hangul in the world who knew how to work with it and if I’m not mistaken, Dragonstone sits on an obsidian mine.

Family Circus and Marmaduke are two of the worst things in human history, non-murder/war division.