“...An Ameri-cone History Of White Supremacy, or Half-Baked Notions Of Racism Being A Thing Of The Past And Why Such Ideas Are Wrong, or Cherry Falwell And Other White Supremacists, or Salted Caramel Corruption Of The Justice System...”

R U OK? You seem to be oozing with bitterness and contempt over something as innocuously banal as a celebrity children’s book!

This place has rapidly deteriorated into being the Helen Lovejoy of entertainment sites.

Yes, make sure to never exclaim “ta-daaaa!” and do the accompanying gesture ever again.

Even the article admits that the tweet was posted by his family, immediately debunking the one noteworthy thing about this “tweet from a dead guy” article. So why bother posting a hypocritical Trump campaign ad and treating it like it’s remotely news that’s worth posting on this site?

That last part is rather ludicrous. They’re mice, not minstrel characters! There certainly are characters of that era that could be considered offensive racial depictions (Bosko the first Looney Tunes character, who has since been largely disavowed, immediately comes to mind), but deeming Mickey and Minnie racist…

That just about sums it up. The “hook” is just a generic trap beat we’ve heard countless times before, the video is more embarrassing than sexy, and all it’s really got going for it is the novelty value of how crass the lyrical content is. But I’m actually sort of relieved to see that the performative pearl-clutching…

The standard we hold Nicki Minaj to is “don’t collaborate with convicted pedophiles”. Sadly, she does not live up to that standard!

Coming soon: Family Lives Matter, the gritty reboot. Carl Winslow is retired from the force, and now Eddie is following in his footsteps as a police officer, but is having increasingly conflicted feelings about what it means to be a black cop in America, and is struggling to find a way to reconcile his desire to…

This confirms my theory from a few months ago that Baby Nut suffers from Werner syndrome, the rare rapid-aging disease that Robin Williams had in the movie Jack!

People are fucking pissed off right now, and in this annoying peanut, they’ve found an empty shell to project some of that cathartic rage onto. I’d certainly rather have this harmless stupidity than see people on the internet target and harass an actual human being, like how this sort of thing usually tends to go!

Recognitions did not, surprisingly enough!

“Watch Ben Shapiro...”

We’re at the point where we hold things that comedians say during their act to higher scrutiny than things that politicians say. It’s backwards as fuck. I don’t really think Dave literally thinks those things, I think he said them in a comedy special for a few shock laughs. Now, if he were to say transphobic things in…

If there’s one thing white leftists like Barsanti can’t stand, it’s a black guy who won’t do exactly as they say!

“They basically brought me in and said ‘We want to support that you’re doing this but you have to understand that internationally if you speak about this publicly, the show will be pulled from a lot of countries and that may mean the end of the show,’” Sugar said.

Yeah, these guys are great. A few years ago they didn’t know anything about metal at all. Now they’re geeking out about blast beats and proggy tempo changes with the best of ‘em.

Well, don’t leave us hanging. What do you think of ‘em, Pops?

Also, that goddamned “Kill yourself” guy who’s always posting under a new username. I’m starting to think that maybe Kinja allowing people to create a burner account isn’t such a great feature!

I guarantee there’s going to be lots of modern pop culture references, that’s a big part of what Animaniacs is. Something tells me the Warners will be paying Trump a visit in the White House, which will (hopefully) be somewhat dated by November 20, but will still be satisfying to see ‘em cram a stick of dynamite up…