This site has been awfully quiet about Amber Heard and Johnny Depp lately! Gee, I wonder what the latest news going on in that story has been like!

New feature coming soon to the site: “The AV Club Goes Back and Reassesses Every Episode of Louie, and Gives Them Each an ‘F’ Instead of an ‘A’!”

(Notices avatar for the first time in awhile) Well, touché! Although, I must say, your avatar does a fantastic job of capturing your personality!

It would genuinely not surprise me if a few of these desperately overcompensating writers they’ve currently got have more skeletons in their closet than Devin Faraci. William Hughes apparently can’t even show his face, and hides behind a generic neckbeard cartoon character instead.

Hard pass!!

Eh, bitching to the choir about Trump was more important.

Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind voluntarily change their last name to “Buttigieg”? Whatever Chasten’s maiden name was, I guarantee it’s nowhere near as bad as that.

At least they’re not taking this seriously, but this is still pretty damn cringey.

Gadot’s got some Corona-eyes in those screencaps!

Weinstein spoke to the packed courthouse before the sentencing, saying that though he had “deep remorse,” he finds himself “totally confused” by the #MeToo movement. “I think men are confused about all of this…this feeling of thousands of men and women who are losing due process, I’m worried about this country,” he…

“Pete Davidson delivers small-time charms...”

This honestly seems like a better fit for him than being a presidential candidate. He has just the right amount of smarm that being a late-night talk show host requires!

This is almost as embarrassing as that other recent song of hers where she tried to equate homophobia with people “taking shots” at her on Twitter. Whenever she attempts to convey a “statement”, her obnoxious persecution complex overpowers her feeble social commentary every single time.

The Millennial crowd has a tendency to think we’re nostalgic for things that don’t actually stand the test of time in the slightest bit, but demand new episodes anyway, now that we’ve aged into the demographic that networks and streaming services pay the most attention to. And this is how we end up with crap like…

“...at least according to our friends at Jezebel...”

We need Pete Davidson about as much as we need you!

Twitter: where people go to reply to lame tweets with their own equally lame tweets, and call it “dunking on” someone.

“You can try to ridicule it but you can’t; it’s self-parodying.”

At long last, it’s Perkins’ chance to take control of the writers’ room, and transform SNL into the hard-hitting, definitively leftist political satire that he (but not really anyone else) expects the show to be!

For a second I thought that the notion of Colin Jost’s memoir being called “A Very Punchable Face” was just a typically lame William Hughes joke, but... no, it actually is called that! Man, don’t you just hate it when celebrities preemptively take the fun out of mocking them by possessing a modicum of self awareness?