This is the dumbest kind of clickbait.

I mean, we’re so stuck in our old habits that we’re still coming to this site about 3 years after it stopped being good, so are we really in a place to cast stones?

I’m looking forward to the inevitable moment in the movie where he finally breaks his silence, and says something long and eloquent.

Talk about a one-trick pony!

Introducing people to new music they wouldn’t have discovered otherwise, rather than obsessing over the same tired-ass overplayed radio hits week after week? Just what kind of a site do you think this is?

I did, until it turned out to be his new music video rather than candid footage!

It’s amusing to see large corporations as well as Hollywood turn to “woke” marketing as a way to try to sell us on their mediocre products, and entertainment outlets eating that shit up with a spoon.

This article fails to mention one of his biggest achievements of all: elevating Freddy Got Fingered from just another gross-out comedy, to a cult classic, purely on the strength of his inspired, manic performance.

It seems that someone is lacking the ability to recognize sarcasm, even when it is used with all the subtlety of a double-sided dildo.

Every article Barsanti writes should end with the number for the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline. Including it here was a good start.

The blogger who wrote this is making the most annoying, smug face in her picture, as if to go “Yeah, that’s right... I said it!!”

Sir, this is The AV Club. All the hot takes from white people will be about how since a guy made a documentary and interviewed his buddies, surely that must mean that the character is offensive to all Indian-Americans. We don’t actually know any in real life, but that documentary about one man’s personal opinion on…

Well who would know better than the worst Karate Kid?

The funniest thing about that letter was that even though at no point did he actually disclose his ethnicity (only that he’s “from a very liberal background”), Dan assumed he was white. Seems like a pretty safe bet though. I mean, who else could possibly be that awkward and timid in speaking about race?

He looks like he misses his old glasses.

“...And when I masturbate, which I sometimes do after a shower...”

Huzzah! Three cheers for censorship!!!

Sorry, your options are either this, or Rebel Wilson.

Yeah, the idea of Trump being an Ozzy fan seems incredibly unlikely to me. But it did remind me of the Trump parody YouTube account MetalTrump, which is always good for a cheap laugh. Unsurprisingly, out of all the bands it covers, Trump and Megadeth makes for the most convincing pairing.

♪I got the horses in the back, a mediocre auto-tuned melody that bears very little resemblance to “In Bloom” is attached ♪