Juss go away already.

She influenced me to have a fake ass, just like her!

The satire is that the “women with specific interests” don’t actually exist on Tinder. They’re too busy listing their height and “Myers-Briggs personality type”, and are as bland as the guy in this video.

I can’t tell which one is supposed to be the “basic bro”- the guy in the screencap, or the bearded white dude with a doggo in the byline.

“It’ll all meaningless, of course”

Now I’m imagining Imagine Dragons being maimed by dragons. I think that would be the thing that finally gets me to tune in to Game of Thrones!

So... will this deal affect the syndication rights at all? More to the point: are they still going to air Simpsons marathons on FXX, or is that channel going to just deteriorate into nothing but 21 Jump Street and We’re The Millers played on an endless loop (albeit, with new episodes of Always Sunny a couple months…

“Show her a Vine compilation, stat!”

That would never be on MTV. It’s something that people would actually tune into!

Just in case having two links (within this article, and also in the “related stories” directly under it) to the same lazy clickbait non-story from a couple years ago about an “Honest Trailers” video wasn’t enough... well, here’s another one, I guess!

“If there’s one thing that non-perverts are likely to remember about 1996's Space Jam, it’s probably...R. Kelly...”

“...when she was asked about the three Terminator movies she didn’t happen to appear in, Rise Of The Machines, Salvation, and 2017's Genisys.”

He was Montana Max from Tiny Toons also, as well as the Stoop Kid from Hey Arnold. This guy would actually be an interesting candidate for a Random Roles... does this site still do that feature?

(Accidentally sees that goddamn headline on the main page before watching)

These are clearly just regular Oreos with dragons on them. What, they couldn’t at least switch up the cream filling?

You’ve seen The Hangover! But have you seen The Hangover... with women?? (Record scratch) 

There was a quick sight gag in the opening credits where the cash register said “L.RON4EVER” when Maggie was scanned.

Yeah, I’ve got a copy of Sonic’s Genesis Collection that I’ve gotten a ton of use out of, and you can now get that on Amazon for about 10 bucks. This one at least sounds like it has some third-party games as well, but that’s not really enough to justify the hefty $80 price tag. I’m sure it will be better than the…

“...the requisite stinker that must be included on every Sega Genesis compilation until the end of time (Altered Beast).”