These are my babies. Buster (the one who looks like a Shepard puppy) is from a shelter, and I found Sophie (the little Yorkie looking one) on the freeway.

Rumours was a goddamned perfect album. And I totally agree, people are always to trying to make women out as these emotionally needy, catty creatures when you know....people are emotionally needy, catty creatures. And musicians, even more so.

“Nuance. That’s the key.”

Oh god, she still claimed she didn’t “name names” because the song is called Dear John and not Dear John Mayer. Even the same guitar chords as a different John Mayer song.

You can be ticketed for impeding traffic in many places for driving too slow. I know people who’ve received this ticket.

Uh, you don’t seem to grasp the concept of a breakup album. They include a varied range of emotions and angles, from “parting shots” to regrets, to pleas. Gwen did it way before Taylor. She did way better than Taylor. She doesn’t “need to take lessons” from her. That’s not how it works.

I ride motorcycles and have for over 20 years now. Have I passed people on a double yellow before when I was younger? Absolutely. Do I do it anymore? No way. Is it always wrong? Yes, for at least two reasons: (1) it means you are out of driver expectation (same as bicyclists running stop signs even when it’s “safe” -…

I don’t have any issue with bikes, but your attitude hear does nothing but harm to other bikers. The law and rules of the road still apply to you. Your bike does not give you a free pass to ignore certain laws because you feel like it.

Not really. Men do this too. Many men, from Frank Sinatra to Usher to *barf* Robin Thicke. The Post Divorce Heartbreak Song is a long tradition.
What Taylor Swift does is leave clues in her liner notes and literally name the dudes in the song but maintains she doesn’t do that because it’s not the FULL name. Robin…

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

I doubt he was going that slow solely because he was inept. Likely he was going slow purposely to be an ass and provoke “those gull-durn kids on their fancy-pants furren motor-sickle” into passing like that so he can self-justify his dickishness.

“Sorry for passing you on a double yellow, I’d love to help pay for any hospital bills you have oh wait”

In a study, an animated injured dog model was placed just on the side of the road. Thinking they could get away with it, about 1% of drivers swerved to hit it.

...I don’t know that not wearing gear and passing on a double yellow equate to assault with a vehicle...

I’m surprised that the asshole driver even stopped.

Man, I’m sorry. I’m terrified I may have to go the contract/freelance route. I suck at promoting myself, plus I’m an introvert with severe anxiety, and doing all the legwork and contacting needed to scrounge up enough work to live on is pretty much my idea of hell. I feel like I’d starve before I could make an actual…

I’m glad. I don’t know you, but this is not good for you. Read these strangers’ advice tomorrow and the next day, until you get the courage to act. And when you do... you will be SO PROUD of yourself. And even when it hurts, you will know you are doing the right thing. One foot in front of the other. The sun will rise…

So I think a lot of comedy is based in self-deprecation. I remember listening to a Fresh Air interview with Aziz Ansari where he talks about how people like to live vicariously through rappers, but you can’t do that with comedians. You can’t really talk about how great everything is with you, it’s not that funny. It…

Male comics are also super self-deprecating much of the time too, though. I mean, Louis C.K. springs immediately to mind and literally any other male comic that I think of fits the bill too, so I’m not even gonna try to list them.

I’m not super into self-defecating humor.