I want to frame all three pictures of Mia Wasaslkjlkairhlasdski and hang them on my wall because they’re so pretty.

Oh no, Cumberbatch would have been all wrong for Sir Thomas! I didn’t even know he was originally attached. Hiddleston was the perfect choice (though disclaimer, I generally find Tom Hiddleston to be perfect in EVERYTHING).

This is something my SO and I have long discussed as even more difficult film test than the Bechdel test: does a female character get to save a male character, without having the male character save her in the end somehow (to restore the traditional gender balance)? I can think of very few examples, Run, Lola, Run…

I was originally disappointed to see Cumberbatch move off this project. However, since seeing more of his (meh) film work and watching the Crimson peak trailer, I’ve got to say that him moving off this project (whether he went on his own or was gently booted off) was the best thing for it. He would have ruined it, and…

pretty much standard for most guillermo movies

Del Toro knows what he’s doing. He’s always told stories of fascinating women. His sense of color is outstanding. He’s one of the best directors working right now and I’m absurdly excited he managed to get Crimson Peak made. I hope it does insanely well and he gets to do Pacific Rim 2.

Wolf dumb tho...

nah there are too many facts in that show for him

the joke is really that CNN is the worst and wolf blitzer is a garbage reporter who wants to be a reality show host

Everyone, Lincoln Chafee included, has known from day one that he’s not going to be President or even a VP candidate. Candidates running just to get their message out and make the bigger candidates address that message is nothing new. It happens in literally every election.

i really like documentaries (and i am about to kill myself for this pun) but your husband is going

wolf prolly just mad because he thinks that if lincoln hadn’t been there, joe biden would have TOTALLY SHOWN UP so that the CNN staff could FINALLY RELIEVE THEIR BONERS

“Because of your distinguished career, you’re going to wind up looking silly if you keep going on like this.”

I hope you realize this is satire. Also, everybody parodies Franzen, not just Jezebel. Dude basically invites people to make fun of him every time he talks. Also I’m glad you think you have a great taste in art - it’s very important to believe in yourself.

I kept expecting one of them to start talking about their therapy sessions.

This is incredible, and also the reason I haven’t gotten my master’s degree. I don’t mind constructive criticism, but this...

That Netflix documentary is boring and you know it!

Oh, gaaaaawwwdd!

Indeed an invitation arrived, and so it was on the eve of Valentine’s Day that Mina, all puppy fat and virginal curiosity and hastily Lubridermed psoriasis packed into Macy’s house-brand velvet dress

I don’t know from literature, can someone recommend anything in which a white, male, middle-aged English professor sleeps with a sexy female undergrad?