Shasta County has one of the highest paid police forces in he country COUPLED with the worst per-capita crime rate in the state (Worse than Alameda(Oakland) and Sacramento)

Exactly. That picture is of a 27 year old meth head.

If the speed does not fit, you must aquit!

SHAGGY.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce Kay to our 2016 pageant.

Relevant because I just want to remind everyone that this laugh exists.

Wow! Daphne really let herself go.

The helicopter kept up with her to “an area of northwestern Tehama County” where she ditched the Mystery Machine, but lost track of her as she carried on on foot.

And she would have gotten away with it, hadn’t it been for these meddling police!

Time to call in a real mystery team!

Yikes!!!! Who’s gonna volunteer to pull the mask off of that one???

“She mashed the throttle to try and escape, extracting an unbelievable “100 MPH” from the 20-year-old family hauler driving with what cops describe as “a blatant disregard for motorist safety.””

I can’t wait for the gang to unmask the so-called “Night Hag” and reveal who REALLY is behind the grand theft Mystery Machine !

That rubber old man mask is pretty unconvincing.

And she would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

I can’t tell if that’s Velma or Fred.

That’s odd. I thought these climatologists could predict everything so accurately.

Someone issue an Amber Alert in Los Angeles- because no one’s seen fucking El Niño anywhere. ‪#‎DondeEstaElNino‬