YES!!!

I’m pretty sure we know where he stands.

Better a year early than a year late. Branch Rickey approves.

the Florida of the Northeast?
Have you never heard of Rhode Island?

Well, he was very well hung...

Why wouldn’t they? Have you seen that guy? Jesus is fucking ripped!

Adults who go to Disney without kids are the real weirdos.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

agreed, it’s pretty much common knowledge at this point that the Stunner is the only real move and the rest of it is just a bunch of sweaty men in tights pretending to fight each other

well, it’s not

that one was fake because he’s not a wrestler. all the other stunners are real and the wrestlers can’t do anything about it. it’s a fucked up business

yeah it’s just a bunch of fake moves, and then the Stunner, which is real. i don’t get it either

this is fucking dumb dude. everyone knows that only the Stunner is real

Pictured: the sum-total of Roger Goodell’s average work day without the ability to arbitrarily dish out player discipline.

Additional discarded site names:

- CKY
- Bad Grandpa
and
- Jackass

Look, I thought it was a hoax. Syracuse in? Conference champs and #2 overall ranked Michigan State a 2-seed? I mean, find a more plausible story line, Ellsberg.

And Cleveland rejoices.

what does that mean: to play us out?

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

This really is a great solution for both sides, and I wonder if other players might look at this for their own situations going forward: getting the money up front as a bonus (guaranteed money trumps all in NFL contracts) to allow the cap hit to be spread out and let the team build around them.