Fortunately most people who consider these guys role models are too young to vote, addicted to something, or Darren Rovell.

Sweet, my complete disdain for the guy has now been vindicated.

WHAT

GODDAMN IT IN MY OPINION IF YOU HAVE TO PLAY GAMES TO DRINK BEER, YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR MAN CARD REVOKED.

God I hope so.

Eric Wilbur! What do I win? Do I get to hit him with a bat if I'm right?

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

I didn’t really realize how serious it was until it was over, because the doctor told me my skull was—all the muscles, all the ligaments that connect my vertebrae and the cartilage, in between that. So, the cartilage was out, the ligaments torn. And he said, if I were to have stood up then, the weight of my head,…

The Eagles front office right now.

Yeah, but the stalker has announced that Erin Andrews is appealing.

$55 million is just an estimate. They actually awarded her points.

Pretty incredible that Manning gets a free pass considering we are in the Age of Outrage. If this were Tom Brady, there would already be a Senate inquiry.

Red Sox players do something similar, except instead of exercise balls, they use Pablo Sandoval.

cause they no nobody will click this bullshit if they made it an obvious podcast

It’s no big deal...

FUCK

I want to know who is putting on underwear to go to sleep?!

If I shower at night, it’s a pair of athletic shorts and no underwear and I’m usually not even sleeping in those!

*This is different if I have to leave the house, but if it’s at “night” I’m operating under the assummption that it’s to hang on the couch and then…

Yeah, but then you’re making life decisions based off a Youtube video about rolling your fucking sleeves.

My face is already quite punchable.