When I was a summer associate at a law firm that specialized in defense-side civil litigation, one of my biggest jobs was to go around shoving old people into the mud and then dropping a fax machine on them as they struggle to get up and then having my secretary fax them an invoice for one million dollars.

Going to Qatar is always a bad move.

Donyell Marshall must be ecstatic to be thought of in the same sentence as Steph and Kobe.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

I think my favorite part of all this Manning drama is that the networks are afraid to report on it much since they all want to hire him as a broadcaster.

I might be in the minority here, but Howard does nothing for me. While he’s had good stats throughout his career, I don’t look at him as getting markedly better over the years. He hasn’t added anything to his game to set him apart. All superstar players add elements to their game to increase their efficiency,…

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.

I can read anything at my office. I can’t listen to anything.

Still hate this. These are funbag questions most of us will be denied because there’s no way in hell we’re listening to a podcast.

Reading ESPN comments is tragedy at its finest.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

Get Zach Lowe the hell out of ESPN.

Hey a University of Tennessee alum I can actually feel okay about! NICE.

I don’t think it’s what you ate and drank but more how specific you were about it.

that’s the most millenial hipster shit i have ever heard

I know EXACTLY how she feels.

Rousey went on to say that she wants her next fight to be a rematch with Holm.