At least we know how it happened.

Yeah, but “borderline illegal shit” is also known as “legal shit”.

Things were downright woeful 10 years ago

“Robin is the one who has to fight for us”

It’s good he didn’t return to quaffing Brain & Nerve Tonic or that hat would never have fit.

I disagree. @SeinfeldToday is bland and predictable. @Seinfeld2000 is a fascinating glimpse into the abyss of madness

From the inevitable GameFAQs on how to beat the Newman boss:

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

How dare they offer special promotions to their best customers.

I’ll enjoy this video instead. http://m.mlb.com/video/v9179468…

White privilege

I was there tonight (and the whole homestand!) and we went bonkers when he did this interview. The cheers were just as loud for “kiss my ass” as for the hit itself. Love this team right now!

Glad to see Desmond doing well. Last season was such an ill-timed disaster that I think everyone — even the Nats — knew it was probably an anomaly.

“I will see him in the Congo this summer so him and I will talk back home with nobody around us.”

I love it... this shmuck tries to commit a heinous crime in broad daylight, only to have the biggest, baddest, fiercest motherfucker to ever come out of Montreal happen to be RIGHT THERE.

“Donnybrook” and “big fleshpile” used in the same clip. Wonderful.

Modeski, Martin & Wood?

John Medeski of Medeski Martin & Wood.

Every second you watch your little “marble race” could be spent reading the works of Dostoevsky and even the great Shakespeare. I won’t be joining you on this fool’s errand. Good day.

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