Didn’t think she’d actually do it. Huh.

My whole thought on this election is to make sure that Trump has a word said to him he’s both rarely heard and abided by, and that word is “NO.”

They have no idea what this word means, its not written in American language. 

As others have noted, this headline was almost certainly constructed this way to improve its SEO scoring. People searching on “Michael Phelps” would see this in their search results, which would drive more readers. Fewer people would be searching on “Simone Manuel” (remember, NBC didn’t even show her medal…

She was a private school girl fwiw. Her letter does read a bit like freshman year Women’s Studies.

One of my fave things racists do is confuse the religion Hindu with the language Hindi—makes me giggle and sends a wave of euphoria borne of self-satisfaction over me every time!

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

Me, Remy and Jackie Sharp are a threesome I could get behind. I mean in the middle of? Both.

I appreciate that there is a typical, “wrong time, wrong circumstances” abortion story included here. While dramatic partner abuse or fetal abnormality stories are valid, they are often the only types of stories offered in support of abortion. The vast majority of abortions are for women who are accidentally pregnant…

I have a hard time with Coldplay. I hate them, but then I remember how much my late BFF loooovvved them and then I miss her. But maybe she’d hate what they’ve become? Mostly, I just want her back so we can smoke one last joint together and I could have taken her to our class reunion like I promised in our last…

Surprised that Nikki Minaj would be the type to shame a woman with “you opened your legs.”

The minute you said overweight and that your dad was 14, I thought: either Jeffery Dahmer or John Wayne Gacy. Then I thought, Dear God, please don’t less this be true.

I'm guessing it's more like "Calliope".