I really don’t want to hear another story or see anymore footage of police officers abusing black and brown children with the bullshit excuse of “I feared for my life.” If those officers could stand there and let those low life sacks of shit scream at them and act like the fucking gestapo and not raise one finger or…

I was listening to The Pharcyde the other day and was thinking the same damn thing. I mean there are still outliers here and there in the present, but the early 90s was incredible. Same with rock music. Something special was happening musically during those years. 

Someone on the Kinja machine once told me that any of Migos had better flow than all the members ATCQ.

Then I told him to pull his baby diapers up and stop his infant foolishness.

OK, can we stop with the line that it’s a Dem’s fault (either Biden for encouraging participating, or Bernie for not dropping out sooner) that Wisconsinites had to go out on Tuesday and vote in the Primary? It’s been ALL OVER these sites for the last few days, and it sucks.

I’m mad at how loud this made me snort in the office.

Their neighbors to the north, Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia), tried that by seizing land from white farmers. It failed miserably. I’m sure a lot of it had to do with the corruption of giving the confiscated land to political friends rather than those actually qualified to manage large farms. But, it still failed.

It’s Philadelphia, so I’m just going to say everyone deserved exactly what they got. 

Always knee to the nuts for the racist uncle. Addresses all the racist black/white/male/testosterone/manhood issues in one shot.

FalconPunch, at a minimum.

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Ask him why he has such a vested interest in children’s cartoons. If he sputters and starts ranting, here’s obviously racist and should be dropped, (or someone needs to check his search history) but if he starts to go on about how it’s a part of his childhood, just tell him not to go see it so he can preserve his…

If you even remotely hit said uncle he will definitely call the cops. The safest bet would be to “accidentally” spill your entire plate of food and drink on him.

swift chop to the throat to drop him, then let the kids take turns kicking his crotch like a pinata where his tears are the sweatest of sweat candies.

Damn. You go straight for the 1000 point questions. Whereas, a chop to the throat will ensure immediate silence, and be the most efficient way to get what you want; a knee to the groin, if done hard enough, could damage said uncle’s ability to reproduce and spread this stupid shit out, but he’ll likely get some other…

I reckon it’s about like fielding a baseball. Approach is determined by angle. If you’re seated and they’re standing, nuts. If they’re seated and you’re standing, throat. If both standing, fielder’s choice.

Every once in awhile a comment like yours gives me the opportunity to post this (thank you):

Lol, Michael Rapaport in about 10 years...

Seriously.  I have no Idea why people like Buffalo Wild Wings. Aside from cheap drinks, their food is trash.

I think part of the problem is that vaccination has been too successful. When I was a kid there was still a lot of institutional and firsthand memory of what even the relatively mild “childhood” diseases were really like, and vaccines to prevent them were properly celebrated as a way that science makes our lives…