When you bury two cars do you do it side by side or one on top of the other?

That’s how they talk when the cameras are on. Behind closed doors they don’t have to be so “PC.”

“The blacks” is being too kind.

Ya know!

Didn’t North Korea offer to nuke Los Angeles. Not sure now if it were meant as a threat or an offering.

Damn.

Short, short version? Most of us tend to use the term “Hispanic” to mean anyone who originates from Spanish-speaking Central America, when in fact there are crucial distinctions made in the law, and among and between those groups that all fall under the term. But because we whites get stuck on the skin color component…

Just want to add that midterm and local elections also matter. People need to be thinking about 2018 NOW (or 2017 if you’re in VA or NJ.)

ILY for Trading Places! My favorite holiday movie, I watch it every year while I put up my tree and as much as possible in the weeks following.

“Wow, what a series for Clayton Kershaw: 2 wins and a save!” (Note: he only had 1 win)

Pretty sure God hired him for all heavenly pronouncements, because even God was like “Damn, he sounds authoritative as FUCK”.

You know how some people don’t give a flying fuck when some terrible disaster kills countless humans, but will cry like it’s the end of the world if a dog gets hurt? Usually with the excuse “people can defend themselves, dogs can’t” as if people could actually defend themselves from getting shot on sight or buried…

Former veterinary nurse here. I obviously know about dogs overheating in cars, but I question this. You can’t just smash the window, you also have to get the dog out of there and cooled down. I’ve seen really experienced animal nurses be mauled to hell when trying to help a distressed animal. Breaking the window in a…

Amen. What’s funny is that Muslim scholars do talk about cultural and religious factors, but you find people here who are dead set on the idea that it’s all about Western foreign policy.

True, but sometimes people are just assholes who are pissed off for no good reason, and we have to accept that possibility as well.

Anybody else finding themselves sighing frequently, not enjoying things, like ice cream, as much, constantly feeling on the verge of unexpected violent tears? Anyone else get queasy when they turn on the news, cynical when they open their Facebook and wary when strangers start talking in a doctor’s waiting room that…

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.