I find it amazing that they could try so many things, and they all suck. Like if you have 9,000 combinations of wings and sauce, one of them shouldn’t be shit. It’s kind of impressive when you think about it. 

I’m reminded on that Chapelle bit, where racism occasionally works out for the best. Because all the food there is butt.  

Bravo for this discussion. As someone whose family suffers from many of the same challenges of both the biochemical (bipolar, OCD) and externally inflicted variety (PTSD - “Greatest Generation” my ass), I’m painfully aware of the extent to which these issues can change families for generations, even after the affected …

Roland Kirk = Badass

Don’t hate on the flute. I talked my son in picking it up by playing him old Roland Kirk and Eric Dolphy tracks.

This guy is a complete pile of shit, but “Weaponized Mulattoes” is a great name for a band.

It is. 

A gentle reminder to the greys that this asshole took cash in a envelope. In the Old Executive Office Building. While he was the Vice-President of the United States.

Profit, broadly understood as maximization of incentives, is innate.

I’m late to the party here, but jailing people for failure to comply with a valid Congressional investigation —by having the Sergeant-at-Arms for the House round them up — has been held Constitutionally valid in multiple SCOTUS cases. To wit:

This is utter bullshit for two reasons:

Says the man who flys in the safest, most technologically advanced plane in the world.

Ballpark, what percentage of total lottery tickets played over the course of her life does this reimburse her for? I’m going to say less than half. 

My Money says 83% (+ or -) are from some far removed suburb.

It appears to me that she took the Ol’ “Fist/Sidewalk 1-2", where the first shot puts you straight down, and the sidewalk adds that mouse and the cut over the eye.

“The Florida Panthers were reportedly attempting to determine James skating skills, in hopes of signing her to a long term deal. When reached for comment, legendary Panther’s enforcer Peter Worrell stated “Sis can throw, and I put a lot of stock in tenacity.”

Smart money should be on Ivanka. Maybe Tiffany. Both are the right age. And I could totally see the Tangerine Tsar twisting the whole of U.S. policy to protect his family. 

I’m late to the game on this one, but I think it boils down to Goodlatte being very afraid that a soon to be very wealthy Pamunkey tribe is going to have legal jurisdiction over his constituents. 

The Sandlers acutally founded Golden West Financial Co., which was purchased by Wachovia. The loans contained within the Golden West portfolio are largely believed to have caused Wachovia to implode, because they included multiple “Pick-a-Pay” loans that were, technically, horseshit. 

In my 40 years on this planet, I have never said, “gee, there is a confident, beautiful women who I would love to send time with. But her eyelashes!”