“Lord, we further ask that the ‘Jambalaya’ served at this event - a word literally meaning “mix-up”and representing the confluence of cultures and traditions that show America at our best - not be made with fucking Hillshire Farms Smoked Sausage, or served with Ketchup or some bullshit.

$5 says vegetarian.

It’s incredibly disappointing, because despite his discount Mayweather routine (that “get my brush!” thing was draining), he was fast as hell, with solid power.

True enough.

The Federal Prosecutors for the Southern District of NY raided his office on a referral from the Special Counsel. It wasn’t a state action. Problematically, NY has a rule on the books that won’t allow for the State prosecution of crimes for which someone has recieved a Federal Pardon.

Not original. Seen elsewhere on the pages of this publication and beloved for the reasons mentioned above.

I confess, not original. Seen on the pages of this very blog. It’s my favorite, because a) marmalade is both artificially orange and bitter, b) it is consumed with gusto by old, white people, and c) Mugabe is a caricature of the Colonial oppressors he overthrew, and caused untold suffering while snacking on baby…

His office was raided by the Federal Prosecutor for the Southern District of New York, which is why the case is in Federal Court. Cohen could be pardoned for these charges by Trump.

You can always tell the guys who’ll fold like a lawn chair when it goes down because they are ALWAYS barking loudest. Fake tough guys are soft as baby shit.

If there is a silver lining out of this era, it’s that working people have begun to realize that absent sustained pressure on the political establishment, they bend to the will of entrenched power, which is always those in a position of economic authority.

A question: have you ever had Pennsylvania Dutch Potato salad? Because the Amish are shockingly white, and that stuff, dressed as it in bacon drippings, is kind of amazing. Not canonical, but utterly delicious.

“[T]he imbalanced economics of working in the art world . . . where the pay is often so dismal that young professionals have to rely on family members to supplement their income and living expenses.”

Maybe D&S are a real life version of the The New Millennium Minstrel Show from “Bamboozled”? Like this was all kayfabe that got completely out of hand, and now they are forced to ride it all the way to bitter oblivion.

“[If] the argument is purely about football” 

It’s 100% true. They remained roommates for 3 years, and cultivated a robust, cultural exchange program. My girlfriend was granted gifts of coco butter, vigorous hair brushing (accompanied with admonishments to stop complaining because she was “tender-headed,”) and despite her alleged vegetarianism, an appreciation of…

It was the ‘90's.

My girlfriend in college had two irons. One for ironing clothes, and one for making grilled cheese sandwiches. Her roommate, and woman of color from Baltimore, was deeply uncomfortable with this idea, and would often assemble other women of color to watch. I was unable to say anything because the 19 year male mind is…

I think you could accomplish the same thing with a strategically placed extra large bucket of KFC.

Dowd is an odious nitwit, but is still (nominally) a grown-up. What are we going to do when his administration is completely purged of establishment types, and populated by people who think he’s awesome?