“And I’ll paint any skull for $99.95!”

It’s simplified litmus test for conservatives. If they determine that you fall into the “Love it or Leave it!” camp, you’ve had similar lived experience, world view etc.

No silly, these disasters are because of gay marriage.

Michael, you have inspired me to start a band named“Surprise Dick Game.” Your tickets to our shows will always been comped.

It has become an article of faith in Conservative circles that men accused of sexual assault on campus are getting the raw end of the deal, and that there are no consequences for those who bring accusations that are unfounded.

I was at the beach once, buying some meat for dinner. This guy in an Aston Martin screetches up outside, and runs past me to the deli counter, where he attempts to buy “hamburgers.” The conversation lasted far longer than it should, because he couldn’t grasp that while they would sell him ground beef, they would not…

Tell them you work for the Wakandian Vibranium Corporation.

As if further proof were needed, this whole miserable goddamn thing is the biggest work in the history of this country. This shithead needs to stay in office so that he and his shitty offspring can continue to pillage the federal coffers, and take envelopes of cash in the form of hotel bills from every swinging-dick…

A moment of silence for Lenny B. Robinson, better known as the Route 29 Batman, who was immortalized several years ago when he got pulled over by the cops in full regalia. For years, he used to drive his custom Batmobile to D.C. Area Children’s hospitals passing out gifts. He was killed several years ago by some…

“Base paint is white, right?”

Do not discourage these people from posting. It makes them easier to find.

While not exclusively a slavery memorial, I would also though the Alex Haley-Kunta Kinte Memorial in Annapolis into consideration. I defy anyone to stand on that spot, where Haley’s ancestors were sold, look at that statue of him telling that story to children, and not feel the crushing weight of history.

I’m thinking if changing my screen name to “White Guy in Perpetual Disbelief.” Not because I’m amazed that the president* would pardon this racist, constitution violating shit sack. That seems par for the course.

“All the cops turned Irish, the Jewish cops, like Goldberg, but also the Italian cops, the Latin cops and the black cops.”

I thought he was getting too old for this shit?

Read excerpts from her book. Most imaginative fiction committed to paper.

Credit granted for proper attribution, which we could use more of. 

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the next Senator from Michigan.